Thursday, April 29, 2010

Are you there God, it's me...

Overheard in school:

"Do you think Jesus gets e-mail?"


No, actually, I don't.

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yes sorry to say but no he doesn't.

Lou said...

Surprisingly, it does feel better to pretend to e-mail Jesus or God. They're always there, so maybe they do know about e-mails!

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Jesus is always good... But often we want to get answers quickly, there is always a mystery what makes us proven, day after day.. Sometimes we fall... and often!

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