Wednesday, February 10, 2010

On the seventh day

It is the policy of my school that teachers cannot assign homework due on or immediately following any religious holiday or ceremony. Because the school has a religiously diverse student body, this can sometimes be a planning nightmare. I was initially worried after assigning a project that was due on a day I thought was religion free:

Mr. F: "Where is F? He isn't here to hand in his project?"
R: "Yeah, he's not here because he's practicing his freedom of religion."
Mr. F: "Oh no! Was today a holiday I forgot about? I was so sure it wasn't..."
R: "Well not exactly. He just texted me and he's at home religiously observing his XBox."

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Always worth it!

I've known for a while now that R is one of those 6th graders who is so weird that it would be impossible for him not to end up on this blog eventually. Sure enough, I found this in the "comments" section of his most recent practice log:


"In my playing quiz, you said my articulation is BAD, but it is not. My tonguing is crisp like bud light."

I'm sure he'll have more to come.