Thursday, December 13, 2007

Student Highlight: Q

Normally, sixth grade students are given a few months in their elective classes. However, Q managed to be removed from music class in less than a month with remarkable ease. Some highlights that led to that debacle follow:

Mr. F: "Q, you need to sit down"

Q: "[Get] The f--- outta heah"

Mr. F: "Q, you can either sit down or go to the suspension room"

Q: "Nah nah nah" ("no no no")

Mr. F "Q, now you need to leave. Should I get security to take you?"

Q: "F--- you"


And scene.


A month or two later, Q was in a class that I was covering for a colleague. After just 45 minutes, Q managed to get himself suspended out of school for several weeks. Here's why:

"Mrs. F! You like boys! You like boys!"

"You gay Mr. F, you gay"

After uttering these nifty phrases, Q then shut the lights off, kicked a chair over, writhed on the floor, and screamed like a baby. Twice.

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