American knees...

I'm pretty sure that A, mentioned so many times in this blog, could provide in one day enough material to last me for a year. The following is A's own narration that accompanied a film about traditional Japanese music.

A: "Yo! These people look Chinese and stuff! Chingy Changa Ching!"

Mr. J: "A, they are from Japan. That makes them Japanese."

A: "Yo! Like Mitsubishi and Toyota and Honda and cars from Japan. I gotta nice car we drive it like this!" (Here, A imitates the screeching of tires while spinning an invisible steering wheel).

Mr. J: "Okay A, what else comes from Japan?"

A: "Yo! Sushi! I don't like sushi. Have you ever had sushi? Yo! Have you ever had Thai food? Thai food! Tofu! Is that like tofu!? Right, Tofu is from Japanese?"

Mr. J: A...

Alex: "Right? It's from Japanese right!?"