Theory of Relativity...

...as explained by eighth grader K in the "comments" section of her practice log:

"Why is it that 40 mins on facebook goes by so quickly, but 40 minutes of practicing seems like an eternity?"


It seems that although she is young, she is certainly ready for the demands of college.

Passing Notes Part...5?

This note was confiscated in a second grade music classroom, sometime before recess and after morning snack:


"L,

Come to the bathroom at recess for sex.

Bring chips and drinks.
- D"

This is obviously not my story, since I don't teach elementary school. If nothing else, however, this story demonstrates the power of pedagogue networking.